didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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