He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
You should frame my arrest warrant.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Randomize
