but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Mom said you looked used
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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