How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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