Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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