I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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