its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
