and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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