Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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