Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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