do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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