That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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