If that was your dad, he is hot
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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