he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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