how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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