No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
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