You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
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