At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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