So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
She told me I should be a condom model.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
