I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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