Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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