Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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