i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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