Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Two words: nipple clamps
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