There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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