I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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