Plan B is the new Plan A
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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