Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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