What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
How drunk are you?
Completed.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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