its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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