Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
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