Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
i think i just lost a toe
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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