So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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