I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I just want to make out with him forever
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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