I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
NoShamevember. You game?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Randomize
