So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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