we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
What did we do last night that was yellow?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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