You're earring is so big in my mouth
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
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