This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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