You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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