That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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