chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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