I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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