Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Randomize
