is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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