The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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