What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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