They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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