So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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