I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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