Nicole vs. Life
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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