I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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