Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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