I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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