Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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